ZOMG HALLOWEEN

Spooooooookyyyyyy! (Not really.)
Via Mohawk Auto Center

You know, every year, I have this idea that I'm going to do something for Halloween: you know, go to a party or bar crawl, terrorize children who dare knock on my door to ask for treats, watch scary movies with the Husfriend and animals until I get bored, decorate my apartment with all sorts of shit like cobwebs, witch silhouettes, and sugar skulls. But I never do. Well, that's not entirely true. I went pretty Halloween crazy during college and for several years after graduation. Over the past few years, though, I've ended up drinking half a glass of wine and falling asleep on the couch in the middle of the first Buffy Halloween episode.

"Oh, well. Maybe next year?" I'll tell myself.

BUT, OH, NO. NOT THIS YEAR, BITCHES. Back in July, I decided on my costume, and as each day has crept closer and closer to October 31, I've been getting more and more excited, because just guess who I'm going to be.
No, seriously, guess. I'll wait.

Over the next several weeks, I'm going to sporadically dropping clues (and no, Danger - and various other people that have already been granted the privilege of having this information - you cannot guess) on my Instagram as to the identity of my costume inspiration. Whomever - if anyone, bwahahaha - correctly guesses who I'm going as by October 26, 2014, will be rewarded with a prize. And no, I'm not going to tell you what that prize is, at least not today*. This is my version of trick or treating.

AND SO IT BEGINS. SO EXCITE!! And good luck to all!

* Partially because I'm not 100% on what it's going to be.