I'm going to go ahead and reveal to you that this post right here? It is going to be a fucking rant, filled with as many expletives as I can muster, as much fury as I can call down from the heavens. It may not even be coherent, and I could not care a single bit less.
Because really.
WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS. SHIT.
Also, yes, there are going to be spoilers.