Ahhhhh, alliteration. How I love thee.
Anyway, I hope you're enjoying my BtVS series so far, but I wanted to take an itsy bitsy breaksy to complain about the 2013 Met Gala. This year's theme was "punk fashion," and I was actually kind of interested to see how people would interpret this because hahaha these are celebrities and they almost always collectively do things wrong. I was not disappointed.
I wanted to scream "THAT IS NOT EVEN PUNK, DO YOU EVEN GO HERE" at my computer screen every time I saw another star parade about in their outfits.
I mean, look at this shit.
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| What is this I don't even. |
I normally adore anything that Nicole Richie does fashion-wise, but apparently, someone told her that it was Halloween and that she should update the Bride of Frankenstein look. And that dress? NOT EVEN PUNK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
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| I wish I could use my "disgust face" gif right here. |
You, of all people in this world, K-Stew, should KNOW BETTER. Also, it looks like you have a giant peach crack crotch here.
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| I don't think punk existed in the 1950s? |
Oh, my dear, sweet Jennifer Lawrence. Wearing black does not make you punk.
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| So matchymatchy. |
I kind of love how Bey is just like, "I don't even care. Punk is dead to me."
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| I ... just ... WUT. |
Elle ... Ellllllle.
Eeeelllllllllleeeeee. If this isn't a cry for help, I don't know what is.
Not everything made me want to go school some Hollywood bitches, though.
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| Actually not that bad. |
Now, this could be my adoration of Milesy speaking, but this was actually more true to the theme than anything else I saw on my feed.
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| You continue to surprise me, Ms. Hathaway. |
This is one of those times that I don't really understand all the Anne Hathaway hate. This is flawless and amazing and still fits with the theme. Good show.
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| I knew you'd get it right. |
And of course, Lady Madge nailed it because she is the queen of all. P.S. I want your shoes.
You should go check out
Go Fug Yourself later on today for more coverage because 1) they are hilarious and 2) they will have ALL THE PICTURES.
